My friend PJ flying Jetstream 41

I went to school, St. John's College in Houghton with PJ, lucky him he got a flying career.  I used to want one but my maths and science sucked at school so I thought I would be an FA (getting nasty with passengers, having an attitude and assuming you are God's gift to the world is mandatory if you are cabin crew?  No? I wanted to fly for SABENA, but they are no more and after the brain tumour I had in 1997, I am not allowed to be cabin or any airline crew!  Oh well I have a good life despite the fact I never got to say "coffee, tea or me?"