"up,up and away?"

Brett Lotriet Best

Leaving Umtata I boarded the only plane out. The air hostess insisted that she make sure I was on the right flight. When i pointed out, "there aren't any other planes", a steely look came across her and she told me off, "You HAVE NO idea how many people get on the wrong plane." Really? Even when the options are A or A? Anyway, I hope what she gave me was actually Appletiser.